By: Todd Williamson

If, as some purport here, this article is satire, then it is an
exceedingly poor example of it. Other than dunce liberals perhaps getting a few
yuk-yuks by perusing the title, there is no humor here. Satire should be
rather clever, informed, subtle, and efficient, for starters. I suggest
the author and all the self-styled scholars who claim this is satire (in
order to crudely justify coarsely castigating Christians) go back to
school. Perhaps you should go straight to Sophocles, or Jon Donne, and
there find timeless examples of satire. This piece, on the other hand,
is trite, muddled, and so obviously spurious that it passes only as
insanity, which is patently not particularly funny. You’d be better off
reading the Bible, and learn to place your faith properly, and learn to
obey one who will truly save you from your sin. If your tolerance
doesn’t allow you to, then just remember, don’t knock it if you haven’t
honestly tried it. Otherwise, who is the moron?